Giant thumbs, killer attack legs, hymen blood, and the Face of God on an oatmeal tin. Marty and Scott explore some deeply bizarre corners of the omniverse — and find some hidden gems — as they get to know the inimitable Udo Kier. If you think that intro was weird, check these out: Blood for…
Finally, Scott gets to demonstrate his expertise in artillery forensics! Let’s hope his love for cannons doesn’t blow up in his face. Episodes obsessively unpacked: Columbo S4E3 “By Dawn’s Early Light” at 2:24 Moonlighting S3E2 “The Man Who Cried Wife” at 20:38 Forever Knight S2E5 “Forward Into the Past” at 30:51 Continuity Boulevard at 43:13 The Ever-Loving Lightning…
If you are down for some films that are fresh, funky, AND fly, then Scott & Marty are your white MCs (Masters of Cinema)! Once you’ve checked out these legendary hip hop-themed movies, you’ll be rapping your love just like Jeanne Dielman does for Donald Sutherland! (It’s a whole thing) From the ‘hood straight to…
The “dick” jokes come thicker than ever before as Scott & Marty celebrate one of the greatest of Columbo’s adversaries: Dick van Dyke. Also, David Addison turns out to be a sequel; leprechauns are everywhere; and Jack the Ripper turns out to be an incompetent undead dork. Listen!!! Episodes we dismember: Columbo S4E2 “Negative Reaction” at…
The mirror might have two faces, but Marty & Scott are pretty sure that Lauren Bacall only had one face… but what a face!! In this episode, they flit merrily through the last four decades of Bacall’s 60-year filmography. Films we flirt with: The Shootist (1976, Dir. Don Siegel) at 1:43 The Fan (1981, Dir. Ed Bianchi) at 17:46…
“Discovered” at 19, Betty Joan Perske became one of the brightest (and most durable!) stars of Hollywood’s Golden Age. She also became Lauren Bacall! In this episode, Scott and Marty learn how to whistle by blowing through Bacall’s first two decades onscreen. Jump around a bit, why don’t you? To Have and Have Not (1944, Dir.…
So, this one’s called “An Exercise in Fatality” because it’s about an exercise dude. Get it? And then there’s “Stranger than Fiction,” and that one’s about an author, see? And then “Camille,” well that’s the cleverest episode title of all… uh… Pilloried this week: Columbo S4E1 “An Exercise in Fatality” (at 1:51) Moonlighting S2E18 “Camille” (at…
‘Tis the Season, and Scott and Marty have been seasoning a four-course Yule feast for your ears! If your family doesn’t have a Chirstmas movie-watching tradition, here are four merry (or scary) selections to consider. Or, who knows? Maybe listening to this very episode will become your yearly thing! Fa la la la la along to:…
In this colossal episode of detective-TV podcastery, Scott and Marty ascend the Ziggurat of Cleanliness and educate themselves (and you!) about the World’s Second Oldest Profession. Join in! Conquered in this episode: Columbo S3E8 “A Friend in Deed” at 2:13 Moonlighting S2E17 “Funeral for a Doornail” at 18:10 Forever Knight S2E2 “A Fate Worse Than…
Put on your best stabbin’ hat and hop on your motorized scooter, cuz it’s time for Part Two of Donapalooza! Scott and Marty follow Sutherland, Sr. into the 21st century, and in the process learn about the world’s most famous Canadian (no, it ain’t Justin Bieber). Eye of the Needle (1981, Dir. Richard Marquand) at 2:26…
